KUTNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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freecocaine:

#but the real questions is who do you ship?

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  • Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
  • Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
#lol  #gpoy  

In class playing “Name That STD.”

Just another day in AP BIo.

1 week ago on May 17, 2012 at 05:01pm
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

I need you to tell me you love me.

Wilson to House (8x22 Moving On)

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newdestroyman:

girl look at that </body>

(via heynips)

#lol  

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

(via brunomarconi)

#lol  

ethiopienne:

gimme.